I need you to produce either the voice of the MAN or the WOMAN for an audio recording of a few lines. This audio is for a low-budget, serio-comic film. It may be used in another film as well.
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PLEASE REMEMBER: You are asked to record either the voice of the MAN or the WOMAN.
FULL DISCLOSURE: This film has other scenes that I am sure will be considered offensive to many women and Christians, although others viewers may see it as raising valid theological and social issues in an original, cerebral, educational, high-concept, albeit edgy comic venue. (Your scene is not comparatively controversial in that respect).
Your role would be either the man or the woman.
THE COMPLETE SCRIPT
(restaurant scene)
MAN: It's wonderful to finally meet you.
WOMAN: Thank you.
WOMAN: You’re writing me a check?!? What do you take me for? I'm not a prostitute, you pig!! I thought this was a date!
MAN: Omigosh! No! I'm SORRY. I HONOR you. I’m SO sorry. But I saw you were wearing this cross--and it reminded me: I gotta pay the Indians rent.
(bedroom scene)
WOMAN: Honey, are you coming to bed?
MAN: Coming.
MAN: The goddamn fucking Indians!!!!
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Here is a link to an audio file my performance of the man and the woman so you can hear what I'd like you to sound like emotionally:
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